BOYFRIEND: You’re going to be English when you come home, aren’t you?
ME: No.
BOYFRIEND: Are you okay? You sound kind of mad.
ME: I’m just pissed.
BOYFRIEND: Wait, did I do something?
ME: Pissed like drunk, not pissed like mad.
BOYFRIEND: This is what I meant.
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