5 notes January 11, 2012 Clownie crotch Lilit:is it weird that i sort of want to buy a Hanukkah themed pad? http://judaicant.tumblr.com/ Me:I WANT IT TOO Lilit:so awesome, right?! i wish i'd gotten it before the holidays Me:i want to be like, yeah, i got a little jew up in my crotch, what with [my partner] being somewhat jewish, i think it would be funny! Lilit:that's amazing. maybe you could get blue pubes to match! Me:LOfuckingL. i am guessing [my partner] would freak out? Lilit:oh come on, it would be hilarious Me:oh, yes, but perhaps counterproductive, since i don't know if he'd lose his boner when confronted with blue hair and bloody lips Lilit:that sounds like a demented clown Me:it does! Lilit:and i have an issue with clowns, so i can see how he might find that unsettling Me:YES