Lilotchka

You Can't Take the South Out of the Girl

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Clownie crotch

Lilit:
is it weird that i sort of want to buy a Hanukkah themed pad? http://judaicant.tumblr.com/
Me:
I WANT IT TOO
Lilit:
so awesome, right?! i wish i'd gotten it before the holidays
Me:
i want to be like, yeah, i got a little jew up in my crotch, what with [my partner] being somewhat jewish, i think it would be funny!
Lilit:
that's amazing. maybe you could get blue pubes to match!
Me:
LOfuckingL. i am guessing [my partner] would freak out?
Lilit:
oh come on, it would be hilarious
Me:
oh, yes, but perhaps counterproductive, since i don't know if he'd lose his boner when confronted with blue hair and bloody lips
Lilit:
that sounds like a demented clown
Me:
it does!
Lilit:
and i have an issue with clowns, so i can see how he might find that unsettling
Me:
YES
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