- Put eyeliner on
- Went to Australia
- Saw an opera at the Met
- Lived in sin
- Had hummus in Abu Ghosh
- Was on The Today Show
- Snorkeled
- Read George Eliot (and then couldn’t stop reading George Eliot)
- Attended a bris
- Won a beer-drinking contest on the Staten Island Ferry (related: it was the first time I attended a bachelorette party on the Staten Island Ferry)
- Saw a show at the Public
- Tried stem-cell skincare products
- Puked in the back of a cab
- Sold a travel article
- Taught a sign language class (instead of just subbing in on someone else’s or guest-lecturing for a day)
- Did the Balthazar power breakfast (hey, Jolie!)
- Made a passable dinner not from a box
- Went to Shakespeare in the Park