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Movies in which married men sneak off to Korean massage parlors: “The Dilemma,” “Hall Pass”

Movies in which people get unwanted facial tattoos: “Beastly,” “The Hangover Part II,” “Bellflower”

Movies in which someone trades a car for a scooter: “Bellflower,” “Rio”

Movies released on May 6 with characters named Darcy: “Thor,” “Something Borrowed”

Movies that could have been called “My Best Friend’s Wedding” in which the female pals have dance routines to pop songs from their childhood: “Something Borrowed” (“Push It,” Salt-n-Pepa), “Bridesmaids” (“Hold On,” Wilson Phillips)

Movies in which the heroes have fights aboard moving trains: “Fast Five,” “Priest,” “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows,” “Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol”

R-rated comedies in which Jason Bateman plays a character who counts on getting a promotion at work and is said to drive a Prius: “Horrible Bosses,” “The Change-Up”

Movies in which Matchbox 20 is mentioned by name: “Friends with Benefits,” “30 Minutes or Less”

Movies with titles that were also the titles of ’80s pop songs: “Take Me Home Tonight,” “Drive,” “I Melt with You,” “Rio”

Movies in which a financially well-to-do man is perturbed by the arrival of his wife’s mentally unstable sister as a long-term houseguest, and in which Brady Corbet plays a minor role: “Martha Marcy May Marlene,” “Melancholia”

Movies in which a woman in a wedding dress goes to the bathroom outdoors: “Bridesmaids,” “Melancholia”