Lilotchka

You Can't Take the South Out of the Girl

Notes

The Good: My neighbor and her terrible boyfriend (who smoked in the hallway even after I told him I was allergic and liked to make passes at me when she wasn’t around) broke up, and she kicked him out.

The Bad: She’s recovering by listening to a back-and-forth assortment of sad Spanish-language love songs and “Moves Like Jagger.”