As an El Al plane landed at Ben-Gurion airport today, the voice of the captain...
As an aside: is anyone on TV bad at their jobs these days? Not if it’s a...– Kera Bolonik’s review of House of Lies in New York magazine
The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to...– Every word of this is flawless.
The lovable boy-next-door drummer from McFly was finally crowned Strictly...– BEST TRANSITION EVER.
The Douchiest Parts from this Scarlett Johansson...
“I used up all my subway tokens. It’s a privilege to not have to take the subway.” [Regarding her hate of being called “ScarJo”] “”People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre.” She tries shorthand sobriquets on other stars. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate...
Jewish girls are not pretty. They can be cute, or interesting, but not pretty.– Beginners
There’s something sweet and wonderful about Christina Ricci. She’s...– So is this supposed to be a compliment? Also, who the fuck uses the word “noggin”? - Why Pan Am Flies On While ‘The Playboy Club’ Crashed and Burned
A List of Christmas Songs I Like in Alphabetical...
1. Pogues, The: “A Fairytale of New York”
Dear lady at the deli, You seem nice and all, but I don’t really think that “You’re probably not going to eat this whole sandwich, are you?” comment was necessary. And the “It’s a COMPLIMENT” when I didn’t smile and laugh at your comment was certainly not necessary. Here’s the thing: we could have a whole conversation about body image and...
Adele’s rider asks for the “very best quality red wine,” and 12 bottles of the...– http://gossip.thedailywh.at/2011/12/06/adeles-tour-rider-of-the-day/
The Good: My neighbor and her terrible boyfriend (who smoked in the hallway even after I told him I was allergic and liked to make passes at me when she wasn’t around) broke up, and she kicked him out. The Bad: She’s recovering by listening to a back-and-forth assortment of sad Spanish-language love songs and “Moves Like Jagger.”