December 2011
18 posts
“As an El Al plane landed at Ben-Gurion airport today, the voice of the captain...”
“As an aside: is anyone on TV bad at their jobs these days? Not if it’s a...”
– Kera Bolonik’s review of House of Lies in New York magazine
“The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to...”
– Every word of this is flawless.
“The lovable boy-next-door drummer from McFly was finally crowned Strictly...”
– BEST TRANSITION EVER.
The Douchiest Parts from this Scarlett Johansson...
“I used up all my subway tokens. It’s a privilege to not have to take the subway.”
[Regarding her hate of being called “ScarJo”] “”People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre.” She tries shorthand sobriquets on other stars. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate...
“Jewish girls are not pretty. They can be cute, or interesting, but not pretty.”
– Beginners
“There’s something sweet and wonderful about Christina Ricci. She’s...”
– So is this supposed to be a compliment? Also, who the fuck uses the word “noggin”?
- Why Pan Am Flies On While ‘The Playboy Club’ Crashed and Burned
A List of Christmas Songs I Like in Alphabetical...
1. Pogues, The: “A Fairytale of New York”
Dear lady at the deli,
You seem nice and all, but I don’t really think that “You’re probably not going to eat this whole sandwich, are you?” comment was necessary. And the “It’s a COMPLIMENT” when I didn’t smile and laugh at your comment was certainly not necessary.
Here’s the thing: we could have a whole conversation about body image and...
“Adele’s rider asks for the “very best quality red wine,” and 12 bottles of the...”
– http://gossip.thedailywh.at/2011/12/06/adeles-tour-rider-of-the-day/
November 2011
10 posts
The Good: My neighbor and her terrible boyfriend (who smoked in the hallway even after I told him I was allergic and liked to make passes at me when she wasn’t around) broke up, and she kicked him out.
The Bad: She’s recovering by listening to a back-and-forth assortment of sad Spanish-language love songs and “Moves Like Jagger.”
