A set of four glasses with Beatles album cover art on them. Revolver is chipped. Three Dickens novels, even though you know I hate him. Your Jesus action figure, because he and my Moses action figure became friends and you knew it would be really mean to split them up. Your third-best earbuds. That, plus me, is everything you left behind.
Things I Have Claimed to Be Allergic to at Various...
- Math - Homework - Math homework - Kids - The sun - Bees (this is actually true) - Florida - Driving
“I’ve always been proud of the fact that I come from the South,” said...– Israeli Redneck Arieh O’Sullivan Gets His Confederate Stripes
The laws of physics have NOT been suspended, therefore two people cannot occupy the same space at the same time. So please step aside to let passengers exit first. Otherwise you are simply delaying yourself. New York is full today. Go home & come back tomorrow. This train is delayed because I just saw a rat the size of a mule-deer and my hands are trembling too much to steer. Please...
I’ve been hosting Amsterdam Week this week on Jaunted.com, one of my favorite travel sites. Each day addressed one of the most important components of a trip. Here they are, in order: Museums Food Jews Shopping Cats
Customer service representatives exist solely to pass the buck and collect a...– - 5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer Service This is so true. Customer service people are often getting abuse from both the customers and their employers. I think everyone should have to work at least one customer service job in their lifetime, because that shit is thankless. Working...
very, very serious grievances
jaimeleigh: If I have signed my name in an e-mail and you respond with it spelled totally differently you are the worst. I mean it. I know it’s a somewhat unusual spelling. I know! But that’s only an excuse if I haven’t already signed my name in the e-mail. Seriously. Lilet and Lillit completely agree with this.
Yes, I know that to healthily cope with my depression I am supposed to be doing yoga and shit but I’m just going to be here with my DVDs and cookies and beauty products and turning into a giant fucking cliche.
No one ever said the word “sex,” or even “vagina,” to me. We had no clue. We...– I Was a Hasidic Jew, But I Broke Free