1:03 a.m. At this point, Heigl does the impossible: handcuffed naked to her own...– ‘One for the Money’ Review
Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults...– PORK CRAFTED AS A NASAL TAMPON is the best phrase of 2012 so far.
I know everybody says their kids are their greatest achievement, and I think my...– Cynthia Nixon’s Life After ‘Sex’
you fixed my squirrel traps this morning - m4m you: a cute lil country...– Love you Raleigh Craigslist missed connections
I read [pop-culture blog] Dlisted.com every day—anyone can say rude things, but...– Even Tina Fey respects the brilliance that is Michael K
3. You’re a Slut.– Why You’re Not Married So *that’s* it! THANKS HUFFPO! (via rachelfershleiser) Oh, and 6. You’re Not Good Enough.
Lilit: is it weird that i sort of want to buy a Hanukkah themed pad? http://judaicant.tumblr.com/
Me: I WANT IT TOO
Lilit: so awesome, right?! i wish i'd gotten it before the holidays
Me: i want to be like, yeah, i got a little jew up in my crotch, what with [my partner] being somewhat jewish, i think it would be funny!
Lilit: that's amazing. maybe you could get blue pubes to match!
Me: LOfuckingL. i am guessing [my partner] would freak out?
Lilit: oh come on, it would be hilarious
Me: oh, yes, but perhaps counterproductive, since i don't know if he'd lose his boner when confronted with blue hair and bloody lips
Lilit: that sounds like a demented clown
Me: it does!
Lilit: and i have an issue with clowns, so i can see how he might find that unsettling
There’s still a legal stigma around copying for many. A lot of people still...– The Church of Kopimism Worships the Holy Spirit of File-Sharing
Are you fluent in Italian? Is the person you’re speaking to fluent in Italian?...– How to Come Back from Vacation Without Being a Jerk