January 2012
15 posts
“1:03 a.m. At this point, Heigl does the impossible: handcuffed naked to her own...”
– ‘One for the Money’ Review
“Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults...”
– PORK CRAFTED AS A NASAL TAMPON is the best phrase of 2012 so far.
“I know everybody says their kids are their greatest achievement, and I think my...”
– Cynthia Nixon’s Life After ‘Sex’
“you fixed my squirrel traps this morning - m4m
you: a cute lil country...”
– Love you Raleigh Craigslist missed connections
“I read [pop-culture blog] Dlisted.com every day—anyone can say rude things, but...”
– Even Tina Fey respects the brilliance that is Michael K
“3. You’re a Slut.”
– Why You’re Not Married
So *that’s* it! THANKS HUFFPO!
(via rachelfershleiser)
Oh, and 6. You’re Not Good Enough.
Clownie crotch
Lilit: is it weird that i sort of want to buy a Hanukkah themed pad? http://judaicant.tumblr.com/
Me: I WANT IT TOO
Lilit: so awesome, right?! i wish i'd gotten it before the holidays
Me: i want to be like, yeah, i got a little jew up in my crotch, what with [my partner] being somewhat jewish, i think it would be funny!
Lilit: that's amazing. maybe you could get blue pubes to match!
Me: LOfuckingL. i am guessing [my partner] would freak out?
Lilit: oh come on, it would be hilarious
Me: oh, yes, but perhaps counterproductive, since i don't know if he'd lose his boner when confronted with blue hair and bloody lips
Lilit: that sounds like a demented clown
Me: it does!
Lilit: and i have an issue with clowns, so i can see how he might find that unsettling
Me: YES
“There’s still a legal stigma around copying for many. A lot of people still...”
– The Church of Kopimism Worships the Holy Spirit of File-Sharing
“Are you fluent in Italian? Is the person you’re speaking to fluent in Italian?...”
– How to Come Back from Vacation Without Being a Jerk
