March 2011
24 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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“Jocelyn let me use her Body Shop Fuzzy Peach perfume in the girls’ bathroom once...”
– Status Update: Jocelyn Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Mar 25th
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Mar 23rd
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“I literally never use the phone,” Jonathan Adler, the interior designer, told...”
– NYT
Mar 20th
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“It was the smog. It was depressing driving to Jersey. The traffic was horrendous...”
– Fashion Exec Suing for Anguish Because He Had to Commute to Jersey; Claims He Was Passed Over for Promotions Because He Wasn’t Jewish
Mar 18th
“Apparently, the post was not enough of a blowjob for Summit, and they let it be...”
– Snarketing
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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“Okay, I admit the voice was a little funny, but that’s still one darn sarcastic...”
– Calvin’s Dad (via calvinnhobbes) What I am sure my parents said about me dozens of times while I was growing up.
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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If you grew up in the ’90s like I did, you are about to die of joy – the TeenNick channel is resurrecting some of its best programming, with classic episodes of Clarissa Explains It All, All That, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, and other popular shows. The new programming block, “The ’90s Are All That,” will air on the channel between midnight and 2 AM, perfect time for 20somethings with...
Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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I can design my own tea flavors?! →
twowaymonologue: I know what I am doing with the rest of my Saturday evening. This is extremely important information.
Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
¡Saludos De Tu Amigo Carlos Estevez! →
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Was a Vanity Fair Editor Secretly Working for the... →
Mar 1st
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