September 2010
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It's important to note that
interweber:
…season one of both Rock of Love and Flavor of Love are now on Netflix Streaming.
If you have not seen the episode where Heather announces to Lacey’s dad that Lacey is only on the show because she sucked Bret Michaels’ cock and then calls Lacey a ‘dicksucker whorebag,’ you have not truly lived.
“B5 Media, the company that owns The Gloss as well as our sister sites Blisstree...”
– The Gloss editor-in-chief Lilit Marcus extols the virtues of working in our lady office in Dispatches from An All-Female Office (via b5media)
There are few things that bum me out more than a woman insisting that she can’t work with other women.
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The good news: Cheerwine is hiring someone to be their CZAR OF CHILLOCITY.
The bad news: You have to be a UNC undergrad to get the job.
They are missing out on a prime opportunity to hire me as New York City outreach consultant. Your loss, Cheerwine.
Things That Take Place on September 24th
National Punctuation Day
My birthday
Coincidence?
Kickstarter - Madness Much: Artifice Magazine... →
My friend Tadd is the editor. He’s awesome. And for ten bucks he’ll proposition someone on your behalf!
Ramshackle Glam (Tumblr): Save The Assistants /... →
ramshackleglam:
I am friends with Lilit Marcus. She is a great writer, is fun to work with, and is an all-around fantastic person.
But before I was friends with Lilit and was aware of her general fantasticness, I knew who she was, because she is the mastermind behind a little blog that you might…
Things That Happened At My High School Reunion
- Vodka shots
- “You guys got married? I didn’t even know you knew each other!”
- Drunken fistfight
- Shrimp cocktail
All in all, pretty successful.
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“I kept looking for websites with “assistant support,” but all I...”
– Kudos to Lemondrop for being the only interview so far where swearing was allowed.
Things I should have considered before writing this post:
1. Initials are stupid nicknames.
2. Don’t tell dudes you used to date about other dudes you used to date.
3. AK never met an internet he didn’t like.
In the first season of Felicity (and possibly all of them, but I never really watched beyond that), she had this friend from back home - who the audience never met - who Felicity kept in touch with. She did these long monologues into a tape that she supposedly mailed to the friend, and they were basically a way to keep the story going and get Felicity’s perspective on stuff. I think B. is...
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It's 9/02/10!
It’s almost as wonderful as Rex Manning Day. Here’s what we have to offer up so far:
Fashion Lessons I Learned from ‘90210’
Blonde girls wear floral bikinis. Brunettes wear solid-color bikinis. Jewish girls should just cover themselves up.
Also…
Retrospective: Tori Spelling’s Nose Through The Years
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