I have never attended your synagogue, taken a class at your school, or eaten food from your kosher restaurant. But you still managed to find me and annoy me with your multiple spam emails despite my attempts to unsubscribe. I know that, somewhere, there is a giant email list called PLEASE EMAIL ME I AM A JOO and you bought my address from it. However, I don’t work in Jewish media anymore, and I am under no obligation to either be nice to you or pretend I give a shit about your press releases. So quit it already. Go harass some other Jews.
That means you, SoHo Synagogue.