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This is my hand! I am signing an upside-down E.
Lilotchka
You Can't Take the South Out of the Girl
Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae … To our knowledge, this represents the first description of nasal packing with strips of cured pork for treatment of life-threatening hemorrhage in a patient with Glanzmann thrombasthenia.
I know everybody says their kids are their greatest achievement, and I think my kids are wildly impressive and great, but I don’t feel like they’re my achievement, really.
peoplewearingmissonifortarget:
Um hello this blog is called people WEARING Missoni for Target and you’re just CARRYING it.
Wait, is Miss America secretly Lisa from The Room?!
you fixed my squirrel traps this morning - m4m
you: a cute lil country boydriving a black nissan frontier with your sexy camo hat…
me: half asleep in my jammies with my green coffee cup, sittin in my living room watching you out my window too shy to say anything…
I read [pop-culture blog] Dlisted.com every day—anyone can say rude things, but I find his writing to actually be very funny. He probably thinks I’m nuts because I say this constantly. He’s probably like, “She’s going to kill me and wear my skin!
3. You’re a Slut.
So *that’s* it! THANKS HUFFPO!
(via rachelfershleiser)
Oh, and 6. You’re Not Good Enough.
(via rachelfershleiser)
Background: @chelseahouska is one of the Teen Moms, @happywoman9 is Lucinda fucking Williams, “lilet marcus or whatever” is me
